Lazyass, 26 years old drunken mathematician by day, superhero by night. Superpower: "The ability to be so lazy that others around me decide to sit down and stop being villainous." Fights for: "For things to be cool, so people could sit around and not have to do anything." Favorite superhero memory: "IN THE 7TH GRADE, I STARTED WRITING IN ALL CAPITALS BECAUSE I READ COMIC BOOKS ALL THE TIME." Macha Muchacha, 29 promising, pithy,witty, ascerbic unpublished writer by day, superheroine by night. Fave superhero memory: "How Electra and Dyna Girl were able to shield themselves from explosions w/just their hands over their faces, & Lynda Carter's pointy boobs" The Joke with Most, 26 stoner by day, superhero by night Superpower: "The power to leave reality, and take anyone with me" Fights for: "truth, justice, and the anti-american way" Karmatron, 26 painter by day, superhero by night Superpower: foresight Fights for: truth Supersaiyan 701, 19 pro biker by day, superhero by night Superpower: "to shoot energy ball@ People" Fights for: the dragon Ball Z Stillness, 22 runner by day, superhero by night Superpower: Stillness Fights for: Stillness UNKL Jarvis, 20 musician/artist by day, superhero by night Superpower: webbed feet & sticky fingers Fights for: stadium mustard on all hotdogs Justice, 30 teacher by day, superheroine by night Superpower: "Eradicate meanness, rudeness, all -isms (racism, sexism ageism etc.). The ability to make people nice." Fights for: Equality & Justice Fave Superhero Memory: "Dressing up as Wonder woman as a child and pretending to jump really high. I had my boots and truth lasso. I loved Catwoman's sexiness and badness. I always rooted for her over Batman (who was such a boring wimp) I also had a Bionic Woman lunchbox. She ruled!!" DJ Bopit, 22 principle of a skool by day, superheroine by night Superpower: fly Fave superhero memory: "Watching Shera & finding the little hidden guy during the show before the end when they tell you where he was hiding." Blackgirl, 36 running a multinational corporation by day, superheroine by night Superpower: fly Fights for: justice for animals and short people Fave superhero memory: "The wonder twins knocking fists and taking the form of - - (something/ whatever they needed to be at the time.)" The Avenging Nutsack, 25 rocker by day, superhero by night Fights for: Money The Druggist, 45 retailer by day, superheroine by night Superpower: bionic arm Fights for: No More Drugstores In America. Narsasist, 20 teacher by day, superhero by night Superpower: "telekanetic" Fights for: "myself" The freshest winged kanobi, 30 slacker by day, superhero by night Superpower: time travel & the ability to get out of any ticket. Fights for: "More of the Good stuff, ie. Sandwich, Love, Coffee," Fave superhero memory: "Power puff girls defeating the Pimp of Dorkness" |
Da' Ho, 15 Superpower: see through things Fights for: Ass the cape, 55 Superpower: "Batman vs. Superman" Fights for: Crime Magnetotaxis, 31 coal shuveler by day, superheroine by night Superpower: electricity from my hands Fights for: moms of the world Fave superhero memory: "the six million $ man crash landing" Mr. Punx, 19 physicist by day, superhero by night Superpower: "full power of quantem energies" Fights for: Balance Non Violent But Really Tough-Woman, 24 rock star by night, superheroine by day Superpower: mind reading Fights for: gun control The Redeemer, 25 social worker by day, superhero by night Superpower: metal skin Fights for: true social justice (no name given), 24 I would still work at Coventry Cats by day, superheroine by night Superpower:"I would be like Xena, only I could fly and have X-Ray vision" Fxxx the world, 15 streetwalker by day, superheroine by night Superpower: "read peoples minds" Fights for: everything Fave superhero memory: everything The lisp eliminator, 22 coffee girl by day, superheroine by night Fights for: people with communication disorders Fave superhero memory: "Watching the superhero's cartoon in my wonderwoman underoos." The Caped Cantaloupe, 20 sell goldfish by day, superheroine by night Superpower: "I would fly!!!" Fights for: PEZ for everyone Plug Princess, 24 Superpower: invisibility Fights for: "I would fight, for the right, to party..." The shrike, (ageless) Superpower: lightning Fights for: good The Power Avenger, 18 Superpower: extreme strength & intellect (show the guys how stupid they are), Telekenesis. Able to make people stop talking. Fights for: "I'd kick the asses of males who beat up/rape/degrade /disempower females.T-Rocks, 20 Superpower: To Change things into rocks Fights for: Greenery Super-princess, 26 waitress by day, superheroine by night Superpower: fly Fights for: fashion Taxthack (the Barbaric...), 24 prehistoric daydaborer (Stonehenge, Easter Island, etc.) by day, superhero by night Superpower: primal rage Fights for: vigilante justice Fave superhero memory: Wile E. Coyote in the green "flying bat" suit Preventive Health Care Wench, 25 Superpower: the ability to rewind / redo situations Fights for: universal healthcare Fave superhero memory: Underoos! Richard the peacemaker, 21 Superpower: to control the minds of everybody so it would be no racism, or violence. Fights for: World peace, legalization of (I don't give a f - - - !) weed! Unity! Fave superhero memory:"When superman died, because I made a bet with a friend he would be killed." |
The results of our Super Survey! Who kicks more butt? please note that roughly 1/3 of those surveyed did not understand the format or did not vote, so the numbers are a little off. Wonder Woman vs. Batman The Power Puff Girls vs. the Toxic Avenger Cheetara (Thundercats) vs. Jem (Jem) Spiderman vs. Cat Woman the Bionic Woman vs. the Incredible Hulk Superman vs. Mr. T (one person noted that "Mr. T kicks it, however Superman would win".) Your own pick for superguy/gal who kicks the most butt: For some reason, Wolverine from the X-men really won out in this category, with 6 votes (what is it, the hair?) with Storm, She-Ra and Wonder Woman all tied at second place with 5 votes each. The rest are as follows: Daredevil Batman! the Maxx Inspector Gadget the Tick Toad Krillan Lightning Lzd Android 18 He-Man Superman (2 votes) Magneto Power Puff Girls Aquaman Spiderman Rogue Komoki Duck Rodgers/Louise Wondercat LauritineCat Woman Aeon Flux Aqua Man Xavier (from X-Men) Mr. T.(2 votes) Underdog Powdered Toastman Ali Cat the Bionic Woman Here are selected profiles from some of our surveyees' super-egos: BACK TO ARTICLES |
